Yesterday morning, she became very impatient with me - I DON'T KNOW WHY!
She fixed my bowl of Apple Jacks - BUT was not AT ALL happy when I told her I didn't WANT Apple Jacks anymore - I wanted Cheerios! I mean its not MY fault my TUMMY changed its mind!
The LOOK she gave me! It was very FUNNY! But she didn't think ANYTHING was funny! ... If only she would look at herself in the mirror - then SHE would be laughing too!
So F-I-N-A-L-L-Y my cereal was ready. It took FOREVER!
She put my bowl down on my Sponge Bob place mat. NOOOOOOO!!! Come on!! Isn't it OBVIOUS?? Today I wanted my Mickey Mousse one!! Aren't Mommies SUPPOSED to know these things! JEEZ!
After breakfast I got dressed ALL BY MYSELF! Even picked out my own shorts and t-shirt. Mommy didn't look pleased though to see I had EMPTIED my drawers onto the floor. But whats a kid suppose to do?? I WANTED my Buzz shirt - and it was at the very BOTTOM of the pile!
Later that day - I was PLAYING with my shark and fish. We were having a great time! But Mommies like to SPOIL the fun. She was not HAPPY AT ALL that Mr Shark and Nemo the Fish were swimming in the water. They ARE fish - they HAVE to stay in the water! Its not MY fault THEY thought the TOILET would be the PERFECT place to swim!
She goes on to PRETEND she doesn't know how all the water got on the FLOOR...P-L-E-A-S-E!! Oceans DO have tidal waves!!
At supper, Mommy is ALWAYS asking me why I have to put my HANDS in my spaghetti...Lets see...BECAUSE its fun AND squishy!! Pretty OBVIOUS answer to ME!!
After tucking me in at BEDTIME, I MADE her learn a few SIMPLE lines to say to me EVERY night before turning off the light...But NOOOOO - she ALWAYS gets the lines mixed up AND when I tell her its all WRONG and that she has to start OVER again - she tells ME it DOESN'T matter!! DOESN'T MATTER!!! Its like telling kids that MONSTERS are NICE at the very beginning of Monsters Inc - the beginning of the movie wouldn't even be SCARY anymore! of course order MATTERS!!
As she CLOSED my bedroom door, she said "YOU'LL see what its like ONE day"! HAHAHA!!! NO I won't - I'LL be a DAD!!
